Friday, April 20, 2012

Chicago Tribune Reports the Death of Facts

Yes, that’s correct.They report Facts death not a dearth of facts. A Chicago Tribune reporter has the sad news of the final passing of Facts. In memoriam: After years of health problems, Facts has finally died. Over the centuries, Facts became such a prevalent part of most people's lives that Irish philosopher Edmund Burke once said: "Facts are to the mind what food is to the body." To the shock of most sentient beings, Facts died Wednesday, April 18, after a long battle for relevancy with the 24-hour news cycle, blogs and the Internet. Though few expected Facts to pull out of its years-long downward spiral, the official cause of death was from injuries suffered last week when Florida Republican Rep. Allen West steadfastly declared that as many as 81 of his fellow members of the U.S. House of Representatives are communists. And here are the final details: Facts is survived by two brothers, Rumor and Innuendo, and a sister, Emphatic Assertion. Services are alleged to be private. In lieu of flowers, the family requests that mourners make a donation to their favorite super PAC. Read the entire piece it’s brilliant. And more about it here:about Facts has Died

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