But Vote!

"A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected"

...Carl Sandburg

That's what makes them Democrats

But when it comes to voting, when we only have two choices, you've got to grow up and realize there's a big difference between a disappointing friend and a deadly enemy. Of course the Democrats are disappointing. That's what makes them Democrats. If they were any more frustrating they'd be your relatives.
But in this country they are all that stands between you and darkest night. You know why their symbol is the letter "D"? Because it's a grade that means good enough, but just barely.
You know why the Republican symbol is "R"? Because it's the noise a pirate makes when he robs you and feeds you to a shark.

from Bill Maher's News Rules segment